Exploring the heart of the country; or, as Nancy Besonen has said, "Tom Montag is defining the character of the Midwest - one character at a time."
"Short lines is all, because my mind is small." * "Won't someone take this slosh of vowels and figure out what's wrong with me? Help! I'm trapped in here." * "From the word- spouting fount, it's Damned if you do, Damned if you...."